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irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

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2 days ago // 129,084 notes

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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2 days ago // 688,099 notes

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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2 days ago // 205,249 notes

andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image

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3 days ago // 97,232 notes

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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3 days ago // 357,905 notes
beardbrand:

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lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

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5 days ago // 365,559 notes

p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

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5 days ago // 176,991 notes

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

image

this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

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5 days ago // 484,312 notes
sincerelyhappines:

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