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elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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2 days ago // 60,813 notes

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

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2 days ago // 257,269 notes

saveharry:

homuradical:

im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h

arry styles

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2 days ago // 192,988 notes

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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2 days ago // 446,644 notes

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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2 days ago // 828,370 notes

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

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3 days ago // 292,784 notes

kohwala:

follow my tumblr not your dreams

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3 days ago // 170,804 notes

deanprincesster:

princesscharminghere:

deanprincesster:

I always eat the lemon slices at restaurants and get so much shit for it. lemons are fucking delicious I don’t give a fuck. I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon without stopping. I’m invincible. get this 100 notes I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon

Does anyone know if they ate the lemon

I ate the lemon

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3 days ago // 9,177 notes