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I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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2 days ago // 60,813 notes




"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults


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2 days ago // 257,269 notes



im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h

arry styles

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2 days ago // 192,988 notes


One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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2 days ago // 446,644 notes


do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

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3 days ago // 292,784 notes


follow my tumblr not your dreams

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3 days ago // 170,804 notes




I always eat the lemon slices at restaurants and get so much shit for it. lemons are fucking delicious I don’t give a fuck. I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon without stopping. I’m invincible. get this 100 notes I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon

Does anyone know if they ate the lemon

I ate the lemon

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3 days ago // 9,177 notes